Dear Anonymous,

I don't give a fuck if you think my blog is great. And no, I don't need your help. Not with printing and certainly not with brochures. I work in the modderfogging reklambransch. I can do it myself.

To quote the oh so scary Tom Petty: don't come around here no more.

If you do I have to straffknulla dig med grovsalt.

Capisce?