Rhyme crimes
Cracked.com har satt ihop en lista med "the 20 worst rhyme crimes in pop music" och det är ganska rolig läsning. Och i en del fall skrämmande. Ett par favoriter:
19. Jadakiss and Kanye West, "Gettin' It In"
“Don't try to treat me like I ain’t famous,
My apologies, are you into astrology?
Cause I'm, I'm tryin to make it to Uranus.”
Have you ever looked at a horoscope, Kanye? Do you see Uranus there? This song reminds us of another star sign -- Feces.
14. Steve Miller Band, "The Last Wombat in Mecca"
“There are few things I won't find,
Some are better left alone,
Like that bulldog in the bathroom,
Like that wombat on the phone.”
This is the same guy who calls himself the midnight toker? Really? We're shocked.
11. Michael Bolton, "Love is a Wonderful Thing"
“The only thing a river knows,
Is runnin' to the sea,
And every spring when a flower grows,
It happens naturally.”
Where is our Gravol? Bolton makes Lionel Ritchie read like John Keats.
9. Peter Gunz, "Deja Vu"
"Niggas in the Bronx,
Call me Lex cause I push a Lex,
And I rock a Rolex,
And I lounge on Lex',
And I love sex.”
If Borat wrote a hip hop song, this is what it would sound like. Mr. Gunz, you were ahead of your time. Wait, you weren’t kidding?
6. The Smiths, "Reel Around the Fountain"
“But take me to the haven of your bed,
was something that you never said,
two lumps, please,
you're the bee's knees.”
This song is about gay sex. Or bees. Or tea. We’re not sure, but we feel completely miserable now.
1. Bob Dylan, "Ballad of a Thin Man"
“You have many contacts
Among the lumberjacks
To get you facts
When someone attacks your imagination
But nobody has any respect
Anyway they already expect you
To just give a check
To tax-deductible charity organizations”
...
19. Jadakiss and Kanye West, "Gettin' It In"
“Don't try to treat me like I ain’t famous,
My apologies, are you into astrology?
Cause I'm, I'm tryin to make it to Uranus.”
Have you ever looked at a horoscope, Kanye? Do you see Uranus there? This song reminds us of another star sign -- Feces.
14. Steve Miller Band, "The Last Wombat in Mecca"
“There are few things I won't find,
Some are better left alone,
Like that bulldog in the bathroom,
Like that wombat on the phone.”
This is the same guy who calls himself the midnight toker? Really? We're shocked.
11. Michael Bolton, "Love is a Wonderful Thing"
“The only thing a river knows,
Is runnin' to the sea,
And every spring when a flower grows,
It happens naturally.”
Where is our Gravol? Bolton makes Lionel Ritchie read like John Keats.
9. Peter Gunz, "Deja Vu"
"Niggas in the Bronx,
Call me Lex cause I push a Lex,
And I rock a Rolex,
And I lounge on Lex',
And I love sex.”
If Borat wrote a hip hop song, this is what it would sound like. Mr. Gunz, you were ahead of your time. Wait, you weren’t kidding?
6. The Smiths, "Reel Around the Fountain"
“But take me to the haven of your bed,
was something that you never said,
two lumps, please,
you're the bee's knees.”
This song is about gay sex. Or bees. Or tea. We’re not sure, but we feel completely miserable now.
1. Bob Dylan, "Ballad of a Thin Man"
“You have many contacts
Among the lumberjacks
To get you facts
When someone attacks your imagination
But nobody has any respect
Anyway they already expect you
To just give a check
To tax-deductible charity organizations”
...
skrev Silverfisken klockan 14:59
6 Comments:
Man kan ju inte riktigt ta en text ur dess helhet sedan förakta den. Men visst, det ska vara skojfriskt. Jag förstår.
J.
fattar inte hur de kunde missa den här:
"I know a girl called Elsa. She's into Alka Seltzer"
20.Martin Stenmarck, "Sjumilakliv"
Jag vill kasta loss,
och lära mig slåss.
Raka av allt hår,
och bäras ut på bår.
Ta tjuren vid hornen,
och hålla dom hårt.
Bita på sanningen,
Och kväva all gråt.
Börja sluta tro,
och låta vansinnet gro.
Jag vill sparka bakut,
och göra nåt sjukt.
Släcka fyren på berget som räddade liv,
och smita från smällen med sjumilakliv.
Bob har väl gjort ganska mycket värre än så?
Bob har väl gjort mycket värre än så?
men, de e total förbud på att dissa härliga morrissey, eller nån annan medlem i smiths!!
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