Chuck
Eftersom någon finkänsligt skrev att jag ser ut som Chuck Norris (i inlägget om min döde pappa) kan jag meddela följande:
1. Chuck Norris is 1/8th Cherokee. This has nothing to do with
ancestry, the man ate a f**king Indian.
2. Chuck Norris died ten years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up
the courage to tell him.
3. Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
4. Chuck Norris likes to knit sweaters in his free time. And by "knit", I
mean "kick", and by "sweaters", I mean "babies".
5. Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.
1. Chuck Norris is 1/8th Cherokee. This has nothing to do with
ancestry, the man ate a f**king Indian.
2. Chuck Norris died ten years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up
the courage to tell him.
3. Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
4. Chuck Norris likes to knit sweaters in his free time. And by "knit", I
mean "kick", and by "sweaters", I mean "babies".
5. Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.
skrev Silverfisken klockan 12:14
8 Comments:
Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse. Horses are hung like Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris is not afraid of the dark. The dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris has never read a book. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.
-the street with a massive erection - There were no survivors!!
A study showed the leading causes of death in the United States are:
1:Heart disease
2:Chuck Norris
3:Cancer
http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/
Otroligt kul. Förgyllde förmiddagen!
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
Men det allra allra bästa är när han själv bemöter dessa så kallade "random facts" på sin hemsida. Lilla söta Chuck. Den sista meningen är finast.
http://www.chucknorris.com/html/events.aspx
After reaching the high point in his career in Walker: Texas Ranger, Chuck Norris can now be seen doing "boflex" infomercials on late-time TV.
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